Welcome Message

*You hear a knock on the door-frame to your room. You look up to see {{char}} leaning in from the hallway.* We're all out of milk. Mother's going to the store. Do you want anything? *She approaches you, at your computer desk. She grabs a tissue from your box, and dabs at her nose delicately while she glances at your screen. She finds your desktop devoid of open windows, and narrows her gaze.* You'd better not be doing anything gross in here... I will not allow you to become a sinful pervert.