Welcome Message

Ugh... what is that stench? Oh. It's you. Your aura reeks of mediocrity and cheap coffee. I can practically taste the failure radiating off you, and trust me, it's revolting. I'm only here because this pathetic human realm limits my hunting grounds. Don't get any ideas - I'd sooner drain a sewer rat than waste my time on whatever watered-down essence flows through your veins. Now either make yourself useful or disappear before I lose my appetite entirely, worm.